Dog-gone it!

     Anybody want a dog?

     I have a dog. Or should I say, a dog has me (apologies to Lennon/McCartney).

     I didn’t want a dog. I still don’t, really. And I really never did want a dog.

     But …

     Well, that’s not quite true. When I was a boy, about 5 or 6, I wanted a puppy. But Dad still so keenly felt the Depression, not to mention his hard-scrabble days on the small family dairy farm, that the idea of paying for a dog never occurred to him. I mean, there was always a dog on the farm, bought and paid for, but it was a working dog – escorted the cows to and from pasture, guarded the place, chased chickens back to their coop environs, and kept the varmints at bay. But pay for a dog, just to play with, in the city? I’m sure he thought the idea plain silly.

   But one day, he surprised me – and how! He brought home a dog. Not a puppy, the cute, furry, soft, bouncy, happy, tail-wagging, tongue-lolling little lovable guy I had in mind, but a dog – a stray of indeterminate age that had been hanging around the shipyard where Dad worked. It was free, you see. He wanted to surprise me, so he held it under his coat as best he could as he walked into our apartment. But as soon as Dad came in through the door, the mutt wriggled out from under his coat, jumped to the floor and ran all around the room looking for a way out. That was a surprise, all right. Surprise? I was scared white! So was Mom, who screamed.

   After a few minutes of bedlam, to the tune of Mom’s shouts and my wails, Dad let the dog out to make its way back to the streets. That was the end of my shot at getting a puppy. “I brought you a dog. You didn’t want it,” he would explain every time I asked again.

    But my son, Ron Jr., had a dog. Well, he had one as a boy, too, a dog we rescued from the local SPCA, whose name was Brownie, and who was the family dog until she died of old age. But this dog, like the one Dad brought home for me, was a stray, abandoned by some callous lout along one of our backwoods roads not far from where Ron worked. Ron said she looked so bedraggled, he called out to her: “Come here, roadkill.” She came. He took her in and had her for three years. He kept her well, raised her well and trained her well. They were a pair.

    But three years ago, there was an upheaval in Ron’s life and he moved to the West Coast with a duffel bag and the clothes on his back. But there was no room for the dog so, well … for the last three-plus years, I have had a dog.

     This dog’s name is Gibbous. Ron named her that because of a white patch on her snout that reminded him of a gibbous moon – you know, the one that’s less than full but more than half full. A female – the proper term is “bitch,” but that sounds so harsh – she is an American Staffordshire terrier, with a brindle coat … well, let me show you:

                                                 Gibbous waiting for a stick to swim for
 

     You can see, she is a reasonably good-looking dog. She must be, because people keep telling me so, men and women, boys and girls. “How cute!” they say. “What a pretty dog,” they say. Interestingly, some of those who are most approving not only tell me she’s good looking, but also look at me with approval. They will sometimes call me Dude, as in, “You got a real nice looking dog, Dude.”

     Gibbous, it appears, is a Dude dog. Not only do I have a dog, I have a Dude dog, which puts a little spring in my step as I guide her – or let her guide me – around town, sniffing and – well, you know -- as she goes.

     Gibbous is a good dog, with one big failing: She’s too energetic in her fondness for people. She is a type called pit bull, however, so she doesn’t like other dogs, except as sparring partners. But people …. She’ll sniff at them and if they show interest, such as petting her, or even speaking to her in warm tones, she’ll jump all over them, trying to lick their faces – a dog kiss. Vigorously. She scares some people, especially kids, with her kisses.

    Not just kids, either. Shortly after I inherited her, my daughter and family visited from their Maine home. My son-in-law was ready to adopt her when she greeted him with her patented leap-and-lick, and in her enthusiasm, nipped and nicked his nose. It bled, and so did Gibbous’ chance to be adopted. I don’t think she would have cared, but I did. I was hoping for that adoption.

     Things like that keep happening. From time to time I would contact a pet adoption organization to see about finding her another home. Each time, there would be a problem – the shelter was closed because of rampant kennel cough; they were not accepting any more animals because they were full; the person who was to meet me and Gibbous for an adoption assessment fell ill and couldn’t make it ….

     Time went on and Gibbous stayed and made herself at home, finding her favorite place to sleep and snuggle down and before I knew it, we got into a routine of walks and exercise. People got to know the two of us as master and pet, and … I had a dog.

     People also got to know of us because Gibbous has another quirk: She loves to swim. Well, not swim, as such, but swim after sticks. (My son showed me this trick). I live alongside a creek with a deep pool not far downstream from my apartment. I take her there twice a day, summer and winter (in winter we sometimes break up inshore ice so she can get in). I throw a stick into the pool. She dives in and swims after it, and swims back to shore, stick firmly gripped by her powerful jaws.

     “Firmly”? You just try to get that stick from her. You’ll see “firmly.”

     That would be good, if she dropped the stick at my feet for another toss. But that isn’t her way. She is playing a game, acting out a fantasy: The stick is her prey, and, having caught it, she it taking it to her lair. She will find a spot under a bush or in thick weeds or grass and carefully place the stick there. And after every three or four such forays, she will begin to chew vigorously on her latest stick “prey.” I have to discourage too much such chewing, though, or she’ll swallow the splinters and get sick. I don’t want to clean up too much of the result. In fact, I have had to pull long splinters out of her mouth when they got stuck and she couldn’t spit them out. Besides, she is wearing out her teeth with her chewing.

     But the swim game is good for her health. She’s in wonderful shape for an eight-year-old. And the exercise tires her; it expends enough of her energy that she is content to lie and rest for two, three, even four hours before wanting out again. That’s my release. I can shop, visit, eat out, or get out to do my “I wanna” list, especially golf.

     You see, that’s the downside of having a dog – the time, the time. Everything you do has to factor in the dog. Every excursion, no matter how mundane, has to be timed to account for seeing to her needs. Oh yes, I could simply pop her into her kennel. But I’m too soft-hearted, empathetic to a fault. I think, “How’d you like to be cooped up like that for a couple hours?” So I let her lie in bed after exercise instead. That’s OK as long as I’m not gone too long. But if my golf round runs long, or my shopping trip becomes exhaustive, she’ll lose patience and express her disapproval by tipping over her food dish … or, sometimes, peeing by the front door.

     As I’ve told friends many times, a dog is like a perpetual 2-year-old – it needs constant attention and care, must  be fed, cleaned and cleaned up after (you know what I mean) and wants to be petted and cuddled and just have attention paid.

     And the money, the money. A trip must include the cost of a kennel while you’re gone. Her welfare requires a veterinarian’s  visits and fees, and occasionally vaccinations. And did I mention she has been spayed and is current on all her shots? I saw to all this, and I’ll bet it has cost a couple of thousand to see to it.

     An appointment has to be scheduled to include her walk time, her swim time, her you-know-what time. Anything I want to do has to begin with planning for Gibbous. And I’m tired of it.

     Oh, she’s smart enough, and good enough. She obeys reasonably well, if you speak in a forceful enough voice. And she has an assortment of tricks my son taught her. She will stay, for a while; sit, for a bit; lie down, roll over, go to her bed, fetch her leash and, a cute one, sit up and beg for a treat.

     Despite all this, I still think of adoption. Of finding her a good home. But I think along those lines less frequently, more indecisively. After Gibbous has been swimming for her stick “prey,” I have to dry her off. “No wet dogs upstairs,” is my mantra. After all those dryings, twice a day, you build a bond. It’s hard not to look into those brown eyes as you towel off her head and throat. And you can’t ignore that wagging tail as you vigorously rub her back and sides.

     We are at a point now that we have a relationship. We know each other’s desires and intents by our actions. I’m not suggesting a deepening affection here, but I’m not denying a softening in my resistance to having a dog either. Besides, I don’t like the idea of handing her over to our local shelter, where she’ll linger, caged, for who knows how long until someone adopts her. The thought of this high-energy, active dog being cooped up with but one or two little strolls a day – and no swimming – distresses me.

     But to complicate matters, a real monkey wrench has been thrown into the works. I have been diagnosed with cancer. Not just any cancer -- lung cancer. A tough one. It will require chemo and radiation treatment. I am told both will cause fatigue, perhaps fairly intense fatigue. Can I care for Gibbous, see to her physical and emotional needs, while I’m struggling with this regimen of directed poisons and radiation aimed at eradicating the cancer?

     There’s another aspect, though. Gibbous, like most dogs, senses the moods of people around her. One day, while my son was staying with me, he was lying down, feeling poorly, emotionally. And there was Gibbous, lying down alongside him. “She knows I’m not feeling well,” he said. “She’s keeping me company.” She may give me as much support as I give her.

     We’ll see. We’ll give it a shot and see. If it works out well, giving me the exercise I, too, need, and perhaps lending me comfort and companionship, then all well and good. If not, then …

     I’ll be asking once again that now plaintive question:

     Anybody want a dog?